TOP FIVE THINGS THAT IRRITATE THE EASTER BUNNY

1. The phrase, “Tastes just like chicken!”
2. Strangers walking up and rubbing his feet for good luck
3. When at lunch, the jokester who says, “Waiter! There’s a hare by my soup!”
4. “What’s 164 times 409? Rabbits are supposed to be great at multiplying!”
5. “Is that you, Bugs?”

TOP FIVE DRAWBACKS OF BEING THE EASTER BUNNY

1. Always having to put all your eggs in one basket
2. Chicken tastes like you
3. If I hear “What’s up, doc?” one more time
4. You wouldn’t imagine the things that stick to my tail
5. PETA protesters keep coming up and spray-painting me

TOP FIVE REASONS THE EASTER BUNNY IS COOLER THAN SANTA CLAUS

1. The Easter Bunny makes the same trip around the world in one night, but all by himself!
2. The Easter Bunny delivers whether you’ve been naughty or nice
3. Doesn’t leave reindeer droppings on roof
4. Doesn’t outsource jobs to North Pole elves
5. Santa’s foot is not considered good luck