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Leave a Comment | Posted by Johnny Scott on March 10, 2010

Saints fans we got another scare Sunday after falling behind again in the first half against the Carolina Panthers 14 – 0. But Drew Brees and company did what they do best and came from behind to win 30 – 20 to stay undefeated. We are now 8 – 0, the first time in the history of the franchise that that has happened. I don’t know if we can go 16 – 0, but I do know there’s something special about this team. It seems that the team is playing with so much confidence that nothing rattles them. Maybe after all the years of suffering and saying , “just wait until next year”, this will finally be the year we win it all.

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Billboard has ranked the 50 sexiest songs. Billboard’s list is based on the popularity of songs from 1958 until early January of this year. Whether you agree with it or not, here’s the top 10.

1. “Physical” by Olivia Newton John

2. “Tonight’s The Night” by Rod Stewart

3. “I’ll Make Love To You” by Boyz II Men

4. “Too Close” by Next

5. “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye

6. “Hot Stuff” by Donna Summer

7. “Do That To Me One More Time” by Captain Tennille

8. “Like A Virgin” by Madonna

9. “I Want To Kiss You All Over” by Exile

10. “Do You Think I’m Sexy” by Rod Stewart

What, no Barry White songs in the top 10? Well there you have it, the top 10 sexiest songs. If you want to see the rest of the top 50, click here.

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Ladies if you have to repeat yourself several times during a conversation with your man, it’s probably because he’s not interested in the subject you’re talking to him about. According to experts, Men have an ability to pick and choose key words in a conversation, like food, sex or maybe when the name of  that hot T.V. or Movie star comes up.

Here’s Glamour magazine’s 5 moments when men are not listening to you.

1. When you’re talking about ballet.

2. When the waiter just brought the food.

3. When we’re seeing you for the first time after a week away.

4. When you’re talking about your first love for the 10th time.

5. When we’re examining our bald spot in the mirror.

 

Of course non of this applies to me.

Leave a Comment | Posted by Johnny Scott on March 9, 2010

Most of us saw Sandra Bullock win and accept an award Sunday night for Best Actress for the movie “The Blind Side”. But she also won another award at the not so popular Razzie Awards the night before for her performance in “All About Steve”. And being the good sport she is, Sandra actually showed up to accept the award.

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Yes Barbie is 51 and not surprising she’s had some plastic surgery…using real plastic of course. And she’ll probably be getting a letter in the mail from the AARD. (American Association For Retired Dolls).

Shouldn’t there be some new Barbie dolls to coincide with her aging gracefully?

Like…..

“Bifocals Barbie”

Hot Flash Barbie” — Comes with hand held fan and tiny tissues.

Bunion Barbie” — Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie’s feet.

No-More-Wrinkles Barbie” — Erase those pesky crow’s feet and lip lines with a tube of Barbie’s won line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.

Soccer Mom Barbie” –

Mid-Life Crisis Barbie” — She ditched Ken last year. Now Barbie needs a change, and her personal trainer is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac.

Recovery Barbie” — Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl.

Post-Menopausal Barbie” — This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot.

Leave a Comment | Posted by Johnny Scott on March 5, 2010

This Sunday night the stars will once again come out for the 82nd annual Academy Awards show. But before we get to the 3 to 4 hours of boredom we get to see the women in their expensive designer gowns, shoes, jewelry and whatever else they’re promoting. Then we have to sit through all the seem like hundreds of categories only the people in the movie industry care about. Next comes the endless lengthy speeches, and before you know it it’s 11pm and way past bed time, which is around the time they finally get around to announcing the “Best Picture”. Most of us regular folks only care about the basic categories.

Anyway here’s a little Oscar humor for you.

 

Top Five Signs The Academy Awards Went Way Too Long

1. From the time they started to the time they finished, Jack Nicholson dated and dumped three women.

2. The price of the gold on the Oscar statues went up 20-percent.

3. Hal Holbrook forgot why he was there…twice!

4. The 30-second “cutoff music” once cut itself off.

5. Three of the people saluted as among those we lost this past year were in the audience.

 

Top Five Ways To Tell The Oscar Thank You Speech Is Going Too Long

1. During the speech, there’s an intermission.

2. Flashing red speech too long warning light has to be replaced….again.

3. Since speech started, three people were added to the memorial list.

4. If this goes on much longer, you’ll miss the Saints home opener.

5. That last speech seems even longer than “The Titantic”.

Leave a Comment | Posted by Johnny Scott on March 4, 2010

The FAA has suspended that Air Traffic Controller and his supervisor for allowing his son to read routine messages to pilots. Word is the pilots were amused by it, but I guess the controller got carried away and decided to bring in another kid the next day and have him do the same thing. That’s when the FAA said Ok, this is going too far now and stepped in. How many more kids was the guy planning on bringing in to do this?

Top Five Reasons Why Kids Shouldn’t Work As Air Traffic Controllers

1. “My Runway! No, mine! “I was here first!”

2. “Ooopsie! Ooopsie again!”

3. “Not now, I’m having a temper tantrum!”

4. “Let’s see what happens when I do this!”

5. “I’ll give you clearance in a moment. Sesame Street is almost over!”

Leave a Comment | Posted by Johnny Scott on March 2, 2010

Ok we’ve all heard the tragedy story about the horrible incident that happened in Orlando. First of all my thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the trainer who died doing what she enjoyed doing; working with wild animals. And I must also say that most of the talk since this tragedy has been about what to do with this Killer Whale, and not about the trainer and what her family is going through.

The thing I don’t get is why are the people at Sea World so shocked that the whale attacked the trainer. This was not the first time it happened, and it wasn’t even the 2nd time it happened. This was the third time this Killer Whale killed a trainer and they’re still sending trainers into the tank with it. Do they think it was the previous trainers fault that the whale attacked them? Are they determined to sell tickets to see this whale in action at the cost of another human life?

If you paid attention to what the Sea World officials were saying after the incident, it seems like to me nothing is going to happen to the whale. I don’t think they should destroy it simple because the whale is only acting out it’s instinct. But I certainly don’t think they should allow another trainer to possible suffer the same fate of the other three.

Leave a Comment | Posted by Johnny Scott on February 24, 2010

For those of you who just can’t get enough of our Who Dat boys, one of Magic 101.9’s favorite listener is back with another Saint’s Poem. This one’s called….

“BURY DAT”

BY DON LeCOCQ (pronounced “Le-Coke”)

MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

WE ARE GATHERD HERE TONIGHT

TO BURY THE PAST FOUR DECADES

AND LOOK AT OUR NEW FOUND MIGHT

OUR MANY YEARS OF TRAVEL

HAVE BEEN UP, BUT MOSTLY DOWN

NOW AT LONG LAST WE’RE SOARING

MILES HIGH ABOVE THE GROUND

THEY CALLED US ‘AINT’S” OR DID WE GIVE

THAT NAME UNTO OUR SELF

WE WORE THE BAGS, WE BOOED, WE CRIED

WE PUT OUR FAITH UP ON THE SHELF

THIS FOLLOWED US AROUND THE WORLD

FOR OH SO MANY YEARS

THEY LAUGHED AND MOCKED US AND OUR TEAM

AS WE SHED LAKES OF TEARS

BUT NOW MY FRIENDS WE ARE AT PEACE

THE “AINT’S” HAVE RUN THEIR COURSE

TODAY WE LAY THEM ALL TO REST

AS WE SCREAM UNTIL WE’RE HOARSE

THE CASKET CARRIES ALL THE BAGS

WE ONCE WORE ON OUR HEADS

THE PAST, THE WOES, THE SADDENED TIMES

TODAY WE MARK AS DEAD

AS WE MARCH AND AS WE RIDE

TO MARK THE END OF BAGS AND “AINT’S”

WE TRULY ALSO HONOR

OUR CHAMPION SUPER SAINTS

FELLOW WHO DATS GO INTO THE NIGHT

LET’S FINISH WHAT WE STARTED

TURN WHAT ONCE LIVED AS THE “AINT’S”

INTO THE DEAR DEPARTED

Leave a Comment | Posted by Johnny Scott on February 18, 2010

The Olympics

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Wow, six medals in one day for the U.S. At least three of those six were gold. Mark the date, Wednesday February 17th was the best day ever for the U.S. in Winter Games history. But as you know with any sport there are winners, and there are losers.

Top Five Signs Your Athletes Didn’t Do Too Well At The Olympics:

1. The entire time they were at the games, they never broke a sweat.

2. Gets off the plane wearing t-shirt that says, “I went to Vancouver and all I got was this lousy shirt”.

3. The only time your national anthem was played was during the opening ceremonies.

4. Track team really bummed out when they realized track was a Summer Olympics event.

5. The only thing your athelets are wearing around their necks are “Mardi Gras Beads”.

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