How Do Know If You’re Having A Bad Day.

You hear Daniel Powter singing about it on Magic 101.9, but how do you know when you’re having a bad day.

You Know You’re Having A Bad Day When……

You’ve been at work for 4 hours before you notice your fly is open.

Your blind date is your ex-husband/ex-wife.

You put both contacts in one eye.

Your twin sister/brother forgot to send you a birthday card.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You invite the peeping tom in and he says no.

The fortune teller offers you a refund when she sees your future.

You look into the car you just locked and notice the keys hanging from the ignition.

You open your briefcase for the big meeting and find nothing in it but your 5-year olds coloring papers.