Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a… feature  film? Have you caught on yet. Yep, a big screen version of “Gilligan’s Island” is reportedly in the works. The movie version will reportedly take a contemporary approach to the classic characters and premise. What does that mean? “The characters are so good,” producer Charles Roven said, “We think it’s going to be a great story to transport these cultural icons to the modern day.” Whatever. The only thing I want to know is who plays the castaways. There’s Gilligan, the Skipper too, the Millionare and his wife…ohhh the Movie star and the rest, oh wait a minute they change it later to…The Proffesor and Mary Ann…Here on Gilligans Isle…da da da da…bomp. And who plays chiefy weefy Headhunters.